bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened

mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer

by ninaur November 16, 2022

Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.

Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"

by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011

Charlie Bowen

A pimp ass gangster who gets plenty of clunge

Charlie Bowen is a fuckn clunge magnet

Sophie is a lucky lady

by big man BGDBDbbhvh lj jdehfd August 4, 2016

meanie bowbeanie

a jackass

your a meanie bowbeanie

by DANKK KUSH February 22, 2017

ashlee bowen

Is a bitch. Is someone you should never trustor you will regret it. Is really fat with tan ugly skin and brown eyes dark hair. Is the rude one. Make everything about herself. Is self centered. When some is rude to her she thinks oh why are the being so rude she's just some small bitch that talks herself up. She is the shortest one. Can't stop herself from saying rude things to others. When she is rude to others it makes herself feel better. She is a malicious rude person know one want to be around. She thinks she's so funny and that people are laughing with her but really there laughing at her. She eats like a pig and has know morals in life. And she is going to have know friends because of her attitude towards others. She is disrespectful towards her parents and friends. She always has something mean to say about other always judging others. She is the type of person everyone hates and dreads having to talk or even go near. Is a spiteful person.Is always a nightmare having to associate with. She is the one to look down on and treat differently is they are not up to her standard. And is extremely rude to those that are better looking, have better home lifes, smarter, nicer, have more friends than her. And she will look for excuses for not to like someone. She is self-conscious and if something she doesn't like is said about her she will make everyone turn against you. She tries to act cool and tough but really she's not.

ashlee bowen is the mean one that is only in ti for herself

by cole.sprouse June 1, 2020

cooper bowery

a nibba who is referred to as an NPC

hoe 1: ultron was a cooper bowery type mf
hoe 2: AMEN nigga
hoe 1: AMEN

by sussy stef November 18, 2021

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011