boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.

I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.

by Portwine55 November 4, 2015

Boredick

When the guy you're texting is dry but you still want or need his dick.

Every girl gets boredick from him.

by Babygirl Johnson July 27, 2016

boredologist

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.

The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Boredomness

Psychological tiredness

Boredomness is a killer. It almost killed at the beach party

by emmahnyra March 3, 2018

Boredisom

Boredisom means you are so bored you don't know what to do, everything you do doesn't cure your Boredisom.

Boredisom is killing me right now.
Boredisom is so annoying I don't wanna be bored anymore.

by Youtube : Xelfy February 16, 2019

boredom

when you are so bored that you end up literally making a definition for bordem on the urban dictionary

harriet: today i went to billie eilish’s pop up shop then i had a picnic then i went to a party

me: today i got so full of boredom i write a definition for it in the urban dictionary

by 🌻🖤🌫💧🧸 May 28, 2019