phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

Related - booked, rebooked

I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.

by Booker2 November 11, 2011

backyard boinking

to engage in sexual activities in your girl's backyard

Hey sara, did u enjoy your backyard boinking?

by anonymousbackyardboinker July 13, 2007

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian_reversal November 10, 2008

Booskin

another way of saying boo

awe booskin i missed you

by Shyane smith October 28, 2010

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015