Bong mong

When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you

Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.

by Deborahdoo June 26, 2016

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

bong of destiny

A bong created from satans horn, featured in the film tenacious D the pick of destiny, arguably the best band in the world

It gives the user capabilities to wrtite songs beyond his capabilities

ima smoke my bong of destiny

by paulll November 9, 2007

Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.

Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.

by Ammo hog November 19, 2010

fart bong

to fart in a botlle and inhale it

jonno just used this fart bong he found he doesn't know who farted in it though

by jasonjonno May 22, 2008

bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else

yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger

by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009

Bong Beard

Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty

by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013