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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Mondaymug.

Bloody nipple

Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple
In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games
by Barefoot&boots February 4, 2016
mugGet the Bloody nipplemug.

bloody casper

when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
man i totally gave my girlfriend a bloody casper last night...oooooh
by big booty jewdys rudy March 23, 2011
mugGet the bloody caspermug.

bloody gangrape

when a simple 'rape' isn't enough to describe the extent of the rapage, when someone gets brutally multiple cock shafted and absolutely mercilessly fucked
"Holy shit, I bet $50 on Tennessee and they just got fucking bloody gangraped by 42 points jesus christ"
by Jawnslayer December 14, 2022
mugGet the bloody gangrapemug.

bloody rhino

The act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who's female partner is bent over exposing the anus. The male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner's anus. Thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the anus.
Little jimmy gave Sally sue a bloody rhino on thier honey moon. They kept taking turns all night untill the pain was unbearable.
by Kevinthekucumber January 11, 2017
mugGet the bloody rhinomug.

bloody tops

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!
by Chellos September 26, 2007
mugGet the bloody topsmug.

Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina
I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself
by John FLem February 14, 2009
mugGet the Bloody fistmug.

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