Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Wok Block

When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.

Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.

by SDNX July 22, 2009

Tac-block

Tac-block {tach-blach}

1) n. Someone who prevents their drunk/high/sober friends from attaining the Taco Bell that they crave.

2) v. To prevent someone from going to/getting the Taco Bell that they desire.

1) "Listen man, you're killing my buzz. I'm seriously hungry right now and you're being a total Tac-block!"

2) "I swear if you get high tonight, I will totally Tac-block you. We've already been there four times this week!"

by Plain Cookies September 29, 2009

On the block shook

One becomes on the block shook when they are unable to successfully function in everyday life. One can also become on the block shook after consuming too much alcohol/drugs.

"ayo, chris just smoked like ten blunts, is he aight?"
"nah he's on the block shook"

by sameyex3 April 30, 2014

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014