Blendergeist

An apparition that causes harmless electronic items to turn themselves on at inopportune moments.

My blender came on at 2am last night for no reason. It must have been a blendergeist.

by Kungfu Zombie January 9, 2006

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

bendstain

An individual who is both camp and extremely annoying. Stems from the terms bender and wankstain. Word originates from Wilson's Shool, South London.

"I don't know if I can down this glass of white wine spritzer."
"Oi Marcus, don't be such a bendstain!"

by Adzy01 June 18, 2014

bends to the left

Somthing that every man is affected with. It is a clinical disease that makes your penis bend to the left. In some cases its lets you hit places you've never felt before. Other times it just looks weird

1. hey man, mine bends to the left
2. Hey! Mine does too

by unbeaten-Turtle April 25, 2022

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

The Blend

Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.

“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!

by Jdilldoe March 9, 2022

mule-ington fine blend

another word for a cigaret

i just need to go the shop get sum mule-ington fine blends

by doob master June 25, 2006