The Blender

This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.

-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!

by onateag January 26, 2011

blender

A term used to describe an artist who combines several different genres, not just a couple. Usually, but not limited to, describing musicians.

Beck & Black Eyed Peas are blender musicians.

by The Mean Dean August 27, 2006

European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

by Gunner March 10, 2004

blenderize

to blend in the blenderizer.

"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"

by ~Blanche November 30, 2007

Blender

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.

Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.

by KingMarshall December 28, 2005

Blender

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

by POONISAUR October 23, 2011