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chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.
After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...
by power metal whore October 25, 2009
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brown bagging it

When you go out with an ugly girl simply for sex. Or having sex with an ugly girl. Derived from when a person would do a girl but place a brown paper bag over her head because she is ugly. Like on Scary Movie 2
Dude that girl is ugly as hell! Are you still brown bagging it?
by Xavier Guidry May 13, 2008
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Tea Bagging

1. Beverage: The act of dipping a tea bag in and out of hot water in a cup.

2. Sexual Act: The act of dipping balls in and out of another's mouth.

3. Surfing Term: The act of some clueless wanna-be-surfer, sitting out on the swells, but where the conditions are too shit to break actual waves, hence the wanna-be-surfer just bobs up and down on his board on the swells, pretending to wait for a wave to come and surf... but never actually does.
1. "Claire darling, I think the Earl Grey is strong enough... stop tea bagging or we'll miss the Queen's speech!"

2. "Hey I know I've just met you, but I just love Tea Bagging... can we give it a go? I've scrubbed my balls...promise!"

3. 1st surfy chick: "Wow he's a hot surfer!"
2nd surfy chick: "Oh come on! He's not a surfer! Everyone knows he's just out there tea bagging"
1st surfy chick: "Oh Really? Fuck that... let's find a real dude!"
by sassyzen May 12, 2009
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wolf bagging

When engagein in anal sex, the man waits until hes just seconds away from jizzing before ramming his fingers down his girl/boyfriends throat.This causes his victim to retch,and consequently tightens up the splinchter.This effect whilst cuming would feel quite good,I predict.
Oh Brian,lets get busy now the kids are having lunch,nnnyyeeeeaaasss!!

OK but no wolf bagging this time Roy
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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brown-bagging

The act of carrying alcoholic liquor at restricted places.

tr.v. brown-bagged, brown-bag·ging, brown-bags.
We got liquor from the regular speakeasy and went driving and brown-bagging all over the city.
by hippy2981 November 8, 2006
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Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
by FrankinFannyAA November 5, 2010
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wolf bagging

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of wolf bagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
by Sumo November 10, 2008
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