Birthday titty pic

When you get a free titty pic, soapy or not, because it's your birthday, which means you survived another year which definitely deserves a titty pic

It's my birthday today, that means I get a birthday titty pic
Oh dude for real, here's the titty pic, happy birthday
Sweet

by ButNugget27 December 15, 2020

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Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.

Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!

by ImPandastick May 31, 2021

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A birthdaycan is a member of the birthday party, of which incumbent birthday party nominee Ye West presides. Or a voter who registers as a birthday party vote. Other candidates who represent the party include but are not limited to: Michelle Tidball.

60000 birthdaycans actually voted for Kanye in 2020.

by Cerebrex July 23, 2023

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turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

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