"OMG! Your bilatog smells like it came from the ocean!"
"Girl, do you have bilatog? I want to eat some."
"Girl, do you have bilatog? I want to eat some."
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A man with a massive penis. Like gargantuan. I'm speaking prodigious. If I were to compare it to anything possibly the Empire State Building, but even then it would not be comparable. In girth as well he is just an absolute unit. His penis is so massive that he had to be hospitalized as the sheer weight of his member did not allow him to move.
When growing up Bilal had a normal penis up until the age of 14, but in the following months his puberty did not stop. Instead it exponentially increased. At some point his body tried to adjust, but it backfired and just made his testicles and scrotum engorged as well, making his load analogous to a volcano erupting. This caused the staff that drew the short straw in dealing with him to load them onto massive wheelbarrows, similarly to quagmire. He was admitted to his own private hospital, as with his prodigious penis he was made famous and made a handsome living.
However, all the money in the world could not save him, as his condition is terminal, cited as Biggus Dickus. To this day his penis is still growing, and he is slowly being squashed under the weight of his penis and the responsibility he holds. As his penis is growing a gravitational field. If you are reading this, find your family, find your loved ones, and tell them you love them.
When growing up Bilal had a normal penis up until the age of 14, but in the following months his puberty did not stop. Instead it exponentially increased. At some point his body tried to adjust, but it backfired and just made his testicles and scrotum engorged as well, making his load analogous to a volcano erupting. This caused the staff that drew the short straw in dealing with him to load them onto massive wheelbarrows, similarly to quagmire. He was admitted to his own private hospital, as with his prodigious penis he was made famous and made a handsome living.
However, all the money in the world could not save him, as his condition is terminal, cited as Biggus Dickus. To this day his penis is still growing, and he is slowly being squashed under the weight of his penis and the responsibility he holds. As his penis is growing a gravitational field. If you are reading this, find your family, find your loved ones, and tell them you love them.
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" Hey who is that new guy over there? " They might ask. The only right answer is " It's Bilal! Don't you see how sexy that fella is?? "
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