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Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
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Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
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Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022
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Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet
by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021
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The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
by simplyjames April 9, 2022
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Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
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Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)
Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet
by _cpek December 8, 2017
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