A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. Charlie Sheen's ability to grab the attention of an entire nation and remain a media darling amidst allegations of drug abuse and mental illness
GMA Andrea Canning: "Some are saying that you're bipolar"
Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and win there. Now what?"
Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and win there. Now what?"
by Ederra March 23, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. by Y2K Blackout March 28, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. When you're a special individual and win at everything you do. Even when it appears you're losing - you're actually winning.
by xxxcajunxxx March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Charlie Sheen: I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I'm a bi-winner, I win here, and I win there, now what?
by John Fucking Lennon March 23, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. A term used to illustrate someone who is banging 7 gram rocks and winning here and and winning there. To be unable to comprehend the meaning of the term 'bi-polar'.
john: "some say your bi-polar"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"
by charles_Heen March 28, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug.