bending

To alter the truth to make a story more entertaining. Also to exagerrate facts to make them seem more incredible or unbelievable.

Brad said he bagged five chicks last night, but I think he was just bending.

by Gypsy Boy October 25, 2005

beningzaa

When someone is so unbelievably beautiful that you just want to yell out something random

1: *sees beautiful girl* Beningzaa!
2. Why did you yell?
1. I couldn't control myself.

by Itiswhatitisnt May 10, 2019

Whisker Bunking

Fucking a chick with a hairy muff doggy style. Related to whisker biscuit+ doggy style.

Did you see Dave last night? Nah man, Awww you missed it, he totally whisker bunked a fat chick... not cool dude

by ajb poon pirate May 13, 2005

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010

Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020