my big black monkey boss wants to put his benis in my big black hooker doctor lawyer's ass
frigging sweet lois
frigging sweet lois
by peter griffin gaming February 14, 2023

When your significant other gives you a blow job while they have a stomach bug so they're guaranteed to vomit and you can pretend like you have an enormous dick.
His old lady was sick so she knew there was only one way to thank him for his help... give him the yuge benis!
by HawtCarl69420 December 11, 2023

Having martial sex but its only with your elbows. The elbows must be lubricated with coles chocolate mudcacke, or else. It must also be specifically 9:42pm when one ejaculates. Only ONE person must ejaculate, otherwise you must swap the elbow for a foot.
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