“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.
Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018
Get the Every kiss begins with K mug.A term used in defense of a verbal attack. Often said when you are blamed for something that was clearly your fault.
gulf: 'you ruined the the lives of thousands of people, and caused irreparable damage to the environment, not to mention taking away people's livlihoods.'
BP: 'we have a lot on our plate at the moment'
gulf: 'our lives are over'
BP: 'It aint easy, being cheesy'
gulf: 'oh, we understand. Sorry we should've known.
BP: 'we have a lot on our plate at the moment'
gulf: 'our lives are over'
BP: 'It aint easy, being cheesy'
gulf: 'oh, we understand. Sorry we should've known.
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The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.
Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
by Goldenrod June 21, 2008
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2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.
John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.
John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.
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