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bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep
homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"
by thisisaregret July 14, 2017
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bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019
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bed-table

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast
by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019
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Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
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Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.
Oscar does Bed Yodas every night
by VinelSeason August 7, 2021
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Bed Crumbs

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 18, 2009
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bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.
That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.
by The Flying Sicilian March 22, 2010
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