Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Blanched

To collide with a stationary object whilst reversing your vehicle

'Whats Juan done to his motoro?'

'Ah the idiot's only gone and Blanched it hasn't he!'

by Snowmeister_87 January 27, 2020

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

benche’t

Benche’t is a hell of weldor. You won’t find another one like this. He can fuck, fight, and weld pipe all night. He slings the slag and burns the gas and loves a fat ass. A weldor that you will never pass.

Why don’t you go get you a Benche’t? He’s a hell of a weldor.

by UselessJuice January 17, 2021

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021