rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans

Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.

by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021

Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants

Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot

by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020

oval egg hatch

another word for vagina. the only people that call a vagina that are generally losers who don't get any action.

loser: dude! on WoW thy show a girls oval egg hatch!

cool kid: ugh.. your such a loser. just call it a vagina.

by whyyess5 August 1, 2008

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020