perfect balance

Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.

"Perfect balance, as all things should be." - Thanos

by Frenrix December 7, 2020

balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Balanoff

First name Will
A tall sadistic white boi possessing a pizza-like face and a penchant for disregarding women as human beings.

Will Balanoff is a misogynistic piece of shit and maybe this post will keep someone else from being screwed over by his pasty pimpled ass.

by veganbitch777 April 24, 2018

Balang

A word commonly use in east Africa, specifically SouthSudan. Belonging to the Nuer tribes. It means Beautiful/handsome/pretty. Can also be a name.

“Do you see that girl? She's such a balang.”
“Did you see Balang today? He wasn’t in class earlier.”

by Leebayn January 29, 2020

balanga

it's a city in indonesia

balanga is a nice place to go on holiday

by ThaLukry September 20, 2020