Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

Batting Merrins

An expression meaning 'batting above your average' or 'punching above your weight'.
(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)

Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.

Matt: "Amy is batting Merrins."
Everyone else at table: *Shocked silence*

by ~Emmsies~ February 13, 2017

bathing apes

the long version of "BAPES"

"I got me some bathing apes"

by VICECITY November 14, 2007

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

Bat-wing

The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.

Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.

Drop trou' and show me your Bat-wing!

by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006