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Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
by StinkTaco March 4, 2008
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Baton Rouge bullfrog

1. When a woman takes a man's penis down her throat with his balls resting on her neck and makes the muffled gagging noise.
"I gave her the Baton Rouge bullfrog."

"And then, she took it all down and did the Baton Rouge bullfrog."
by Tom Evans Esq. January 22, 2010
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Executive Bathroom Island

According to Family Guy, the animated TV series:

An island, typically accessed by private helicopter, which houses restroom facilities for business executives.
"So uh... where is this executive bathroom?"

"THERE!"

*musical overture*

"Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!"
by Vechs February 9, 2010
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baltorn

To take trolling to the extreme, using baits to provoke excessive and negative reactions from other posters, and nullifying any possible debate.
Don't go baltorn on my thread !
You pulled a successful baltorn this time.
by mosha_gaad August 23, 2006
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taco bell bathroom

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously
by reaalyanonymousv21 September 7, 2009
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Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
by chork September 9, 2005
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Bathroom 4

A person(s) who drives a Polaris Ranger on a night ride in the desert and gets lost.
We all had to leave camp the other night to look for Jason and Megan. They were BATHROOM 4!
by The Sherriff is near February 23, 2008
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