batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011

Batman

when you give a girl a facial, and you cum in her hair, u stick some of the hair up like batman ears. if there is excess cum, use it to white out her eyes.

i totally batmaned that hoe last night

by huskies12 April 29, 2010

Batman

a sex act where while having sex with a female you pinch both of her labia between your finger and your thumb and then spread them out to make them look like bat wings.

Last night I gave Robin a "batman".

by The Youngstown Milkman August 29, 2011

Batmanned

To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.

"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."

by Commander Fist August 24, 2011

Batman

He isn't gay: he just likes to make you gay.

"Batman makes My Chemical Romance passionately lick his sac every night before making them take a long cylindrical.... *item* up the ass."

by Batman McManbat September 3, 2011

Batman

You do this when a girl has fallen asleep when you are giving her some of your best moves. If this happens keep tossing yourself off and smear cum all over her face in the shape of batmans mask. Then ejaculate again and this time smear the cum in a bat shape all over her chest.

My girls a bitch she never appreciates my good loving am gonna jump in ma batman
mobile

by Sneezy123 October 19, 2007