Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

most skibidi barber from ohio

the meaning of "most skibidi barber from ohio" is when you get a fresh cut but your friends call you out because your barber is from Ohio

bro imagine having the most skibidi barber from ohio

by MajmunSaGrane December 27, 2024

Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".

Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Liam barber

A fucking mong. Likes to bum grandads.
Fit 😋😝😛

Oh look it’s liam barber.

by Ychcyfycyfy November 6, 2018

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020