Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: (Is a banana) "Hey, have you heard of Onision?"

Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*

by Amethyst1019 February 18, 2017

Banana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

by Bricked March 25, 2023

Bananas

Going fast sideways in a car or truck; possibly with the use of excessive cubic inches, boost, or nitrous. Nothing sane is considered bananas.

Did you see that baller Jonathan drifting around the course, that was bananas! #bananas

by MrThrottleJunkie September 26, 2013

Banana

Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped

Banana: Hey, Have you heard of Onision? Guy: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Banana: * Kills Himself*

by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017

Banana

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .

Man that banana was tasty

That banana be Poppin

Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear

by I am super cool March 21, 2019

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*

by IdrilSillara February 15, 2017

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

by Mamifidity February 13, 2017