When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
Get the Fire Ballermug. by Psychoshade December 9, 2008
Get the Rofl Ballermug. A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Get the Slick Ballermug. one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.
by rickphalon December 22, 2007
Get the semi-ballermug. STOP POSTING ABOUT BaLlEr my friend on tiktok send me BALLER on discord its BALLER oragami right AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS were BALER
by knock him out#6610 October 29, 2022
Get the roblox ballermug. Cloud Baller,
Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Guy : "Wow dude nice shoes, have you won the lottery?"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
by Randombandom August 25, 2013
Get the Cloud Ballermug. A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman
by Gabriel SLN (bad man) April 7, 2017
Get the dead ballermug.