When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.
I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
A grown man who still lives at home with his mom , usually so he can have a baller type lifestyle because he doesn't have the normal bills an adult would like rent and or a car payment for example.
by the realest84 November 17, 2014
A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
STOP POSTING ABOUT BaLlEr my friend on tiktok send me BALLER on discord its BALLER oragami right AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS were BALER
by knock him out#6610 October 29, 2022
one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.
by rickphalon November 21, 2007
A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman
by Gabriel SLN (bad man) April 07, 2017
Cloud Baller,
Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Guy : "Wow dude nice shoes, have you won the lottery?"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
by Randombandom August 23, 2013