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Get the Bald Martin mug.Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.
Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.
by Noah Low February 6, 2020
Get the Bald Martin mug.Being a bald loser is more than being bald.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021
Get the Bald Loser mug.It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.
"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".
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Get the bald chef mug.A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
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