Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.
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Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands
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smart balance

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!
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air balance

A pseudo-trade that lies only a few steps above sorcery and alcoholism. Your typical air balancer has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.
“This work order looks like creative writing. How do you even balance air? Let’s ask the air balance tech for a walk trough. Has anyone seen him?
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New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
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Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
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Perfect Balance

Perfect Balance is a fusion between balance and counterbalance you got example A. Most often called perfect balance but it's rather immovable balance like that of a cone being placed in a sphere via phase like fusion always working itself equal in position as the cone inside the sphere is alligned. And B. Genuine perfect balance example being many cones in all different directions evenly being phase like fused inside a sphere where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes productively such as infinity roll or spin. This is more perfect balance in consideration of masses composite build.
The perfect balance of the planets in majority sum leaves one grasping blindly at the event of composition.
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