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afthavithm

(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).

N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2013
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afthavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: if Jews and Muslims can't be Excommunicated from their religious communities, what happens to them afterwards?

father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.
by Sexydimma September 8, 2013
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afthavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2014
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athack

Today, the Russians unleashed an athack on the US electric grid with disastrous consequences.
by 3episodesofLITB January 6, 2017
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Athaelstan

Known as the first true king of England (924-934).

In the series Vikings he was the former slave of Rragnar until he became his best friend and set free. He showed great knowledge and courage during his time as a viking.

He came to his end by the hands of the jealous Loki.

In the gaming community, Athaelstan is known as (probably) the best proner and always there to get those nasty kills. He is mostly hated by the enemy becaise of his exceptional skill to become one with the environment . Mostly been seen with a pistol
That man is a true Athaelstan, always getting those prone pistol kills
by Pronestan April 30, 2017
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athaelstan

Athaelstan posesses two different meanings:

1. A hacker (unfair player)

2. A camper (in Video games)
Watch out, Daykare! There is a Athaelstan in that corner!
by Athaelstanfan101 May 16, 2017
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aethanius

lol his ting go skrrrrrrrrraa pap pap ka ka ka
if your age is on the clock, you better call 911 and report Aethanius
by Avarclon December 20, 2017
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