A beautiful attractive and funny girl who is also very open and not afraid to speak her mind. She's not cautions about anything and always does things out of her comfort zone. She can make and break anybody. She has a big butt and cute face.
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While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
Ex 1:
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
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An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one.
Not to be confused with normal atheists/agnostics, who for the most part just dont talk about religion and accept the beliefs of those around them as their perogative. Evangelical atheists are particularly common on the Internet, as organized religion is generally accepted as part of 'the system' of global human society, and lately it's become cool on the Internet to hate 'the system'. Mostly teen angst if you ask me...
An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one.
Not to be confused with normal atheists/agnostics, who for the most part just dont talk about religion and accept the beliefs of those around them as their perogative. Evangelical atheists are particularly common on the Internet, as organized religion is generally accepted as part of 'the system' of global human society, and lately it's become cool on the Internet to hate 'the system'. Mostly teen angst if you ask me...
Evangelical atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist."
Other guy: "Cool, I'm Jewish."
Atheist: "YOU FOOL! YOU PRACTICE RELIGION LOL, YOURE A DUMBASS AND IM COOL BECAUSE IM AN ATHEIST. I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO EXPLAIN WHY BLIND FAITH IS DUMB, UNLESS ITS BLIND FAITH IN ATHEISM WHICH IS A COINCIDENTAL EXCEPTION"
Other guy: "Shut it bitch, you're a dumbass"
Atheist: "BUT IM AN ATHEIST, WHICH MEANS IM ALWAYS RIGHT. AND IM NOT AN INTOLERANT PRICK LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF RELIGION ARE, HURR HURR HURR.
Other guy: "Cool, I'm Jewish."
Atheist: "YOU FOOL! YOU PRACTICE RELIGION LOL, YOURE A DUMBASS AND IM COOL BECAUSE IM AN ATHEIST. I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO EXPLAIN WHY BLIND FAITH IS DUMB, UNLESS ITS BLIND FAITH IN ATHEISM WHICH IS A COINCIDENTAL EXCEPTION"
Other guy: "Shut it bitch, you're a dumbass"
Atheist: "BUT IM AN ATHEIST, WHICH MEANS IM ALWAYS RIGHT. AND IM NOT AN INTOLERANT PRICK LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF RELIGION ARE, HURR HURR HURR.
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I'm an atheist. Does this mean I love science? Not necessarily. I simply did not feel anything whatsoever going to church when I was little, and therefore, stopped believing. It was when I got older that the "Is realigion really plausible?" thoughts popped into my head.
Does it mean that I have faith in the government? Au contraire--I think the government and politicians and all that junk are mostly corrupt and stupid.
Do I hate other people for believing in God? Nope. In fact, I love diversity. The world would be boring as hell if we were all atheists.
Have I ever gone out of my way to convince a theist that what I believe is right? That's wrong too. I can't tell you for sure whether I'm right or wrong--it's not like a have proof or anything--so I don't bother with arguing over it. Unfortunately, a lot of theists don't pay me the same respect. :(
Am I evil? A theist may think so, but I don't. I love giving to charities, I participate in my school's choir, I love my family, and I don't smoke, drink excessively, or take sex lightly, I've never betrayed anyone, I get good grades, and I'm really nice to others.
I also have faith--not in a God, but in myself and those around me. I believe in living my life as happily as I can, since it is the only life I think I have to live. I don't constantly look to God to pull me through tough times; I pull myself through and make myself stronger.
I'm an atheist. Does this mean I love science? Not necessarily. I simply did not feel anything whatsoever going to church when I was little, and therefore, stopped believing. It was when I got older that the "Is realigion really plausible?" thoughts popped into my head.
Does it mean that I have faith in the government? Au contraire--I think the government and politicians and all that junk are mostly corrupt and stupid.
Do I hate other people for believing in God? Nope. In fact, I love diversity. The world would be boring as hell if we were all atheists.
Have I ever gone out of my way to convince a theist that what I believe is right? That's wrong too. I can't tell you for sure whether I'm right or wrong--it's not like a have proof or anything--so I don't bother with arguing over it. Unfortunately, a lot of theists don't pay me the same respect. :(
Am I evil? A theist may think so, but I don't. I love giving to charities, I participate in my school's choir, I love my family, and I don't smoke, drink excessively, or take sex lightly, I've never betrayed anyone, I get good grades, and I'm really nice to others.
I also have faith--not in a God, but in myself and those around me. I believe in living my life as happily as I can, since it is the only life I think I have to live. I don't constantly look to God to pull me through tough times; I pull myself through and make myself stronger.
"It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are atheists and were religion not inculcated into their minds, they would remain so" ~Ernestine Rose
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization" ~George Carlin
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization" ~George Carlin
by Miss Logic May 16, 2006
Get the Atheist mug.A person who has become extremely vocal about their atheism and is trying to convince others of their point of view. Often they are regarded as an embarrassment by fellow atheists.
Sometimes their behaviour is an indication of the insecurity they might feel in supporting their belief ,especially when confronted with reasonable arguments from the other side.
Some Evangelical Atheists seek relief and vindication by lobbying to pass laws that will make it difficult for religious people to voice their opinions in the public square, or teach their beliefs to their own children.Or even to assemble together with like minded people if the assembly is on government property.(as in New York)
For others, their proselyting rage may be an indication that their beliefs are foundering and they are on their way to a radical paradigm shift ( ie Anthony Flew )
Sometimes their behaviour is an indication of the insecurity they might feel in supporting their belief ,especially when confronted with reasonable arguments from the other side.
Some Evangelical Atheists seek relief and vindication by lobbying to pass laws that will make it difficult for religious people to voice their opinions in the public square, or teach their beliefs to their own children.Or even to assemble together with like minded people if the assembly is on government property.(as in New York)
For others, their proselyting rage may be an indication that their beliefs are foundering and they are on their way to a radical paradigm shift ( ie Anthony Flew )
Richard Dawkins ' The God Delusion' The opus magnum of a well known Evangelical Atheist
"The God Delusion makes me embarrassed to be an atheist "
- Prof Michael Ruse
"The God Delusion makes me embarrassed to be an atheist "
- Prof Michael Ruse
by IAIN_D February 29, 2012
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An atheist who holds his position by falsely claiming he has no position.
An atheist who splits not only semantically thin hair but thin air.
An atheist who holds his position by falsely claiming he has no position.
An atheist who splits not only semantically thin hair but thin air.
Evangelical atheists love to redefine the traditional established definition of atheism.
If evangelical atheists believed in nothing then they would have nothing to say in the first place.
If evangelical atheists believed in nothing then they would have nothing to say in the first place.
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