Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024

Asster

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

stingy-assted

Old school slang term for tight fisted, miserly cheapskate.

My Uncle Scrooge is so stingy-assted he gave me his used underwear for Christmas.

by Wordsmith310 May 29, 2023