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Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.
“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.
Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
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Arsenal

Wow, I can't believe she was up for Arsenal on the first date!
by Aaron DeLorean August 1, 2023
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Arsenic

The element on the periodic table found in 1250 a very early element, was a fire base tool. Not to get confused with arsen which is equally as good
Jhon-bro My arsenic element is here
Tony-dude that was almost 1,000 years ago.
John-so
Tony-dumbass
by Ducksucky August 22, 2022
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arsenal

a collection of weaponry

also the name of a banter football club from north london which is apparently the best team in north london, which i myself can agree with.
guye: bud!

guy: what?

guye: wanna see my arsenal?

guy: no.
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 28, 2022
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Arsenal

A word that is misunderstood for me since there was a football team named that and a Roblox FPS shooting game named the same.
Example 1:

person 1: ARSENAL JUST LOST TO LIVERPOOL!

person 2: Yep, we are just scums.

Example 2:

Etta: Hey Nathan, wanna play Arsenal?

Nathan: Not now.
by irieomgfunny/面白い January 20, 2022
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Venetian Arsenal

A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.
"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that".
"Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"
by SPRM_ October 4, 2022
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