arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time

"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."

by Nick September 14, 2004

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

Can't be arsed

A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.

Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014

Echo Arse

The male equivalent of a bucket fanny, an arse that has been stretched to the proportions of a cave so that it now has an echo affect.

Duuuuude how big was your ex?

So big he gave me an echo arse!

by DAMMAB March 14, 2014