My armpit is a valley

Don't ask, it just is...

My armpit is a valley
What?

by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017

An armpit

A feminist or hippie female with excessive body hair.

An armpit tried to tell me about women's rights last night.

You mean that hairy chick at the bar?

by Kingaids June 12, 2016

armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Baby Armpit

The area on the male genitals where the penis and ball sack make contact when the penis is resting on the balls. Sinilar to how a baby arm is a euphemism for a penis, the baby armpit is a euphemism for the area previously explained.

"I forgot to shower yesterday and now my baby armpit has a gnarly smell"

"Whenever I sweat a lot my baby armpit starts to itch"

by MartianKazu May 3, 2020

armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.

Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.

by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020

Armpit Canaries

What is referred to as the yellow stains in a man's pitted-out, old t-shirt.

Reference: Undateable

Woah! Would you check out the armpit canaries on that guy!

by Aku_Shimarisu September 4, 2011