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anus astronaut 

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.
"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."
anus astronaut by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006
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Anus burger 

Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."

"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
Anus burger by Raychilldo February 16, 2010

Anus Master

i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.
Anus Master by JJ January 11, 2004

anus paste 

actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy
Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.

person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine
anus paste by Sethy247 August 9, 2007

anus goblin 

Anus goblin. A goblin living within the crevice of ur anus. An insult of the purest idiot.
Donovan: hey
Mike: hey
Donovan: you suck
Mike: your an anus goblin
Donovan: I like cheese.
anus goblin by Mike Manock February 5, 2005

anus fly trap 

when someone,usually a male, clamps there ass cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
chris:dude last night i gave fred an anus fly trap
jp:he deserved it.
anus fly trap by bmxking May 13, 2005