Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.
actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy
Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.
person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine