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knock of shock

An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.
Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.
by A cat and a flamingo August 6, 2007
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shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.
I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.
by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008
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Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.
'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
by scarramanga October 6, 2009
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Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.
Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*
by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011
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dollar shock

a term used in gambling, most notably in a poker game, used to define a player who is not fazed by the size of a bet in a hand of poker.
Randy has no dollar shock!! He called down his entire chip stack on a five-high flush draw!!
by BMothersele04 August 19, 2016
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Botoxic shock

The look of permanent suprrise that results from one-too-many injections of Botox or Restylane.
Susan's botox treatments have made her look not younger, but perpetually astounded. She always looks as though she walked into a huge surprise party, or woke up next to a wildebeest. She has a serious case of botoxic shock.
by rococo March 13, 2010
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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