A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.
by CountWolverine February 24, 2012
I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf
by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021
The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night
by Colleen September 08, 2004
You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.
I'm still counting, dweebs.
by hunter t September 14, 2011
by johnnyfun June 18, 2020
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
by jluketwo March 22, 2008
When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.
My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula
by Ojizzum March 23, 2009