Alfie is gangster and will roll anyone. He is mostly a short person but he has a massive egg plant and he is very good looking. Also very funny.
by elfdoog November 23, 2021
Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
by Your nan123 December 23, 2019
The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.
by Jace’s micro peen July 04, 2019
by Gobbled smack August 25, 2023
dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
A very sexy character, loves to have sex 24/7, is very choosy on who he likes in his bed but just call him fat and he'll lift the quilt up straight away. Be careful of Alfie George milnes, he's a wild one
by The big d is what I want July 23, 2017
by Unknownuser69420 July 21, 2021