ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Alfie

W human being very POGGIES

Alfie is POGGIES as hell

by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022

alfie

crudding legend

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH

by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020

Alfie

A fucking pussy with blond hair

Alfie is a cunt

by Declan antony ogara January 5, 2022

Alfie

A drug-dealer who doesn’t know how to treat girls

Have you seen Alfie recently, the one who can’t treat girls right

by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019

Alfie George milnes

A very sexy character, loves to have sex 24/7, is very choosy on who he likes in his bed but just call him fat and he'll lift the quilt up straight away. Be careful of Alfie George milnes, he's a wild one

Ooh Alfie George milnes, you're fat, let me in your bed!

by The big d is what I want July 23, 2017