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Amphetanap

When people take a dose of speed (amphetamine or methamphetamine) orally when they’re tired and take a nap. They eventually get woken up by the effects of the speed and have gotten some rest at the same time, also improving the effects of speed as the user has gotten some rest before being stimulated.
Bob: I’m exhausted but I have a ton of work to do.
Mike: Pop an adderall and take an amphetanap and get the best of both worlds!
by trip-daddy June 24, 2019
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Amphead

(Usually) a younger individual that will down excessive amounts of energy drinks while working. The unrealistic speed resulting from such an action is disruptive, skews time allotted values on a production line and makes hard working and productive people look bad to the boss.
Person 1: Man. that guy looks like he is flying!
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
by CryHavoc August 21, 2019
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amphetacocksaquin

My man's penis.

Sexual gratufication achieved by treatment from a medicinal penis. Used to treat female sexual frustration, also known as vaginal stenosis arising from a need to squirt. Also used to treat overdoses of dickamphetamine. If systemic reaction occurs, cumsapourin.
After exposure to dickamphetamine, I had to get a dose of amphetacocksaquin to treat my new symptomsm
by AAA-Wordsworth April 16, 2022
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Amphibitized

When an individual gets bitch slapped in the face by a frog
Dude whats that on your face?! Oh its nothin i got bitch slapped in the face with a frog.. Oh so you got amphibitized...
by xzavior bobbish May 22, 2009
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amphlastic

Amazing, better than amazing, someone who you can't stand to be without. A word given if you don't know what word to use when trying to explain how lovely someone you like, is.
Brady, you are amphlastic.

:3 <3
by omgtasha May 30, 2009
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Amphibology

a verbal fallacy arising from an ambiguous grammatical construction—and derived from a joke on bad punctuation
Used car salesman: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Me: Your amphibology implies either to go elsewhere is a risk, or that it is a certainty anyplace even at the first.
by sudra July 20, 2010
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Amphicoteine

A term used to describe the frequent use of amphetamines, nicotine, and caffeine, in order to make it through a hectic span of time usually lasting from a few days up to 2 weeks.
Im definately going to need to 'amphicoteine' my way through finals week this semester.
by Tiller the hipster February 18, 2011
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