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Gay amnesia

The enchanting phenomenon where two gay men cross paths, engage in potential amorous escapades, only to blissfully forget the encounter and relive the joyous introduction upon their next meeting, creating an eternal loop of delightful rediscovery.
I’ve met Michael before, but he doesn’t think so because he suffers from a case of gay amnesia.
by Xmadnessmadeforme January 11, 2024
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nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018
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Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗
Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.
by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024
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Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
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Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it
I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.
by The Malachi June 4, 2024
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Conversation Amnesia

Conversation amnesia - having the same conversation more than once because you can't remember bringing up the topic before.
I forgot that you had tattoos... Duh! Conversation Amnesia.
by Iceberg_Jim July 4, 2016
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Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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