Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
by RJRG April 1, 2017
Get the amish undercarriagemug. In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
by Barstoolrumschpringa July 3, 2017
Get the Amish Buttermug. When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
Get the Amish Drive Bymug. The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022
Get the Old Amishmug. by Otterbot January 4, 2016
Get the amish fajitamug. to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture
The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
by Mattj March 2, 2015
Get the Amish tugmug. by asiapurdue November 16, 2015
Get the amish tornadomug.