alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 21, 2018

Art Alternative

Dance music that is the opposite of Art Pop.

Art Alternative is s style of EDM unto itself that is produced by ear-only without adhering to to conventional beats, processes, style or musical terminology.

by International Giant September 14, 2013

Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.

Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!

by Sweatshirtstrings June 10, 2020

queen of alternative

Lana Del Rey is considered the queen of alternative, not Billie Eilish, not Melanie Martinez, not Halsey.
Lana Del Rey is and will allways be the queen of alternative.

"Isn't Billie Eilish the queen of alternative?"
"No, Lana Del Rey is, even Billie said Lana created her."

by onlyfactsssss September 13, 2020

Alternative Truth

When one lies with another lie

Donald Trump didn't lie, he told an alternative truth.

by Little One 911 January 26, 2017

Fifth Alternate

Term used by Alyssa Edwards in Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2. A fifth alternate is someone that should’ve been fifth but instead it was sixth in line. In fact back in her season she was in the top 6 after she lost her lipsync versus Coco Montrese, saying the she should have been top 5 without being shady.

And I was a lovely...fifth alternate.

Did I you see that lipsync? She is surely a fifth alternate.

by PrettyShade May 27, 2018