alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Art Alternative

Dance music that is the opposite of Art Pop.

Art Alternative is s style of EDM unto itself that is produced by ear-only without adhering to to conventional beats, processes, style or musical terminology.

by International Giant September 14, 2013

alternative culture

Alternative culture is a type of culture that exists outside or on the fringes of mainstream or popular culture, usually under the domain of one or more subcultures. These subcultures may have little or nothing in common besides their relative obscurity, but cultural studies uses this common basis of obscurity to classify them as alternative cultures, or, taken as a whole, the alternative culture. Compare with the more politically charged term, counterculture.

In London, Camden Town was known for its alternative culture.

by unkinkyjonas December 24, 2022

queen of alternative

Lana Del Rey is considered the queen of alternative, not Billie Eilish, not Melanie Martinez, not Halsey.
Lana Del Rey is and will allways be the queen of alternative.

"Isn't Billie Eilish the queen of alternative?"
"No, Lana Del Rey is, even Billie said Lana created her."

by onlyfactsssss September 13, 2020

Alternative Truth

When one lies with another lie

Donald Trump didn't lie, he told an alternative truth.

by Little One 911 January 26, 2017

Fifth Alternate

Term used by Alyssa Edwards in Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2. A fifth alternate is someone that should’ve been fifth but instead it was sixth in line. In fact back in her season she was in the top 6 after she lost her lipsync versus Coco Montrese, saying the she should have been top 5 without being shady.

And I was a lovely...fifth alternate.

Did I you see that lipsync? She is surely a fifth alternate.

by PrettyShade May 27, 2018