Alternative-related music that primarily scrawny, white, extremist liberal nerds/pussies/dykes who hang out in coffee shops all day listen too.
Indie music has nothing to do with "independent". Slipknot is signed to an independent label, so I guess they're an indie band.
Popular rock music that is so void and generic, it can't fit into a sub-category.
Acoustic guitar? Repetetive drum beat? Generic, android-like vocalist? This must be alternative music!
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