the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
by alfredsrad August 13, 2008
Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
by Bobtheminion October 03, 2022
Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
by Lucy Warren December 13, 2016
by AlfieWithersFan September 08, 2021
by Gobbled smack August 25, 2023
Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022