aiden

A shitty band that claims to be goth, though their music and lyrics are far from it. Spooky kids adore them.

Kid 1: Hey Raven, don't you just love Aiden?
Kid 2: Yeah, Elvira. I love buying their stuff at Hot Topic because I'm spooky and hardcore. I also enjoy wearing too much white face makeup and a ton of eyeliner because when I do that I think I'm goth, though I have no clue what true goth is.
Kid 1: Yeah...hey lets blast that wonderful song with the spooky title "Knife Blood Nightmare" because we're goth and goths do that
Kid 2: ok
Mom: TIFFANY! TURN THAT GOD AWFUL MUSIC DOWN OR YOU'RE GROUNDED AND EMILY WILL HAVE TO GO HOME!

by Lex Vee August 4, 2006

Aiden

You may think he's attractive, but he's not. Fucking idiot. No one loves him and no one will ever love him.

Damn, Aiden is the most unattractive person in the world.

by iwillkillmyself November 7, 2017

aiden

one who grazes weiners on the surface of men's pants.

That chick totally just pulled an Aiden on me- yea.

by Honkey-cracker Jack March 5, 2008

Aiden

some dumbass parents accidentally named their kid wrong

it's aydin not aiden

yo bro, did you see that kid aiden? his parent's have autism and they accidentally spelt his name wrong

damn bro

by c00ljew October 9, 2018

Aiden

ugly fat kid

dat aiden is a bitch

by not funny boi October 1, 2017

Aiden

Aiden likes to bounce from woman to woman, and has particularly low standards e.g. trouts and blobfish. he also enjoys making out with his boyfriends Edos and Zaneos. he likes to smoke pot!

Aiden: Hey x
Edos: you have a tiny cock
Aiden: haha lol its funny cuz u do too
Edos: Lets fuck
Aiden: Anal?
Edos: what the FROG!!!

by TomIsFit September 11, 2019

Aiden

The guy to like someone named Alexa and never get her

(Friend)Aiden you still like her, it’s been 3 years she doesn’t like you

by Anonymous :/120 November 2, 2019