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John Adams High School

A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.
~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?

~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.
John Adams High School by Royal M December 14, 2010
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carl adams 

omg is tht chewbacca no thts carl adams or carlso adamso
carl adams by carlso adamso January 13, 2009

brenna adams 

Is the best girlfriend in the world. She is super pretty. She is sooooo make fun to be around. She brightens my day. I love her very much. She is super nice and likes to talk a lot. She is a lot of fun to be around

The Ken Adams 

When a woman grabs her ankles while sitting indian style, and rocks back onto her shoulders. While she's in this position, the guy stuffs her turkey like it's Thanksgiving, successfully completing the "Ken Adams".

This position has also been referred to as the "Crows Nest".

You can also stick it in her ass, but you may hit her kidneys.
"That bitch cramped up while I had her in the Ken Adams, I said fuck it, and pummeled that puss.."

One day my girl and I got into an argument after dinner, so I told her "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE KEN ADAMS.." She never questioned me again..
The Ken Adams by the mobile com crew December 27, 2005

Grizzly Adams 

Its when you shave a girl in bed and save the clippings on the nightstand. You proceed to fuck her, just before you bust a nut you pull out and nut in her face. Then you throw the saved pubes at her face.
Last night I gave a girl a grizzly adams.
Grizzly Adams by ratbelly January 28, 2006

Kay Adams 

1.) Female character in the Godfather series.

2.) a clueless WASP broad who doesn't know what is going on around her.
"How could Jenny not know that Kyle was fucking around behind her back? What a stupid Kay Adams."
Kay Adams by Joe M. May 6, 2004

Jess Adams 

AMAZING. I love this girl, she is like, actually the best :)
Lovee youu
xxx
OMG THERES JESS ADAMS, :):):):)
Jess Adams by Lucyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 21, 2008