``11223344556677889900--==qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp[[]]\\aassddffgghhjjkkll;;''zzxxccvvbbnnmm,,..//~~!!@@##$$%%^^&&**(())__++QQWWEERRTTYYUUIIOOPP{{}}||AASSDDFFGGHHJJKKLL::""ZZXXCCVVBBNNMM<<>>??

You are THIS BORED. SERIOUSLY. You doubled down on `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? and THIS is the abomination that has been created.

Person: ``11223344556677889900--==qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp\\aassddffgghhjjkkll;;''zzxxccvvbbnnmm,,..//~~!!@@##$$%%^^&&**(())__++QQWWEERRTTYYUUIIOOPP{{}}||AASSDDFFGGHHJJKKLL::""ZZXXCCVVBBNNMM<<>>??
Also Person: what am i doing with my life

by Lailou12 January 3, 2022

ASSist

Opposite of cock block

1. -verb
To help one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

2. -noun
The result of helping one recieve sexual pleasure from another person

1. I ASSisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. That bitch was on him all night.

2. I got the ASSist when I told her that my nerdy brother was rich. She was all over him.

by Jay Danger February 18, 2008

Personal Assistant

A position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, as my personal assistant, why don't you come into my office and file something for me.

Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss...

by Hans Flogmeoff March 31, 2009

relaxation assistant

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

by horny lepard March 29, 2010

Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

by McCabe March 3, 2004

zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+

When you are so bored or had such a sad life that you decide to write every single character/symbol on your QWERTY keyboard from left to right, starting from Z

Y/N: zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+
Your Friend (If you even have one): Ayo wtf dude, did you just have a stroke??

by Yukina_Kowachi July 25, 2021

assistant

the opposite hand used for masturbation; the hand that often holds a tissue, towel, or sock.

the skin on my assistant hand is softer than the skin on my right hand..

by Words4Thoughts November 4, 2011