Rubber Kebab

Australian Slang for a Kebab that has been consumed after a night of drinking, that bounces back up, usually on the head of a Taxi Driver or some poor bloke driving his mates home.

"Pretty sure Damo launched a rubber kebab last night, look at the mess on the back of my seat, I'll have to drop by the servo now to pick up some rags."

by the kebab guy October 2, 2022

Rubber Hosing

Having sex even though you are completely flaccid.

Middle Aged Man 1: How was your night with Martha? Did you use the sildenafil I gave you?

Middle Aged Man 2: Nope. We went Rubber Hosing.

Middle Aged Man 1: What the fuck.

by GiveMeGrape December 8, 2019

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

rubber hose

The act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone's penis until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose

I was catching some dome at a glory hole when the asshole gripped and ripped. Made my shit look like a rubber hose

by Unusually Large Meat July 10, 2017

Rubber Biscuit

A rubber biscuit (also known as a ricochet biscuit) is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth.

"What da ya want for nothing? a rubber biscuit?"

by Television_Man November 4, 2022

Rubber Druggie

A way to call a member of the "Ernie Gang" created by Alpharad.

I'm a Rubber Druggie.

by Memer_xxxx March 22, 2021

Rubber Splash

When your having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and whip her with the condom, and then jizz on her face and or body.

I can't believe I got Alisha with the rubber splash last night bro.

by Classic Jimmie June 1, 2017