Whap Goblin

A goblin that will whap the shit out of you (from game grumps dead rising series).
" oh fucc, it's the whap goblin!"

Whap Goblin: "IT'S WHAPPIN TIME!!!"
by Mattborg9007 June 05, 2018
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Party Goblin

That crazy bitch that lives in the back of your head and only comes out when your super drunk, thus resulting in what is known as a blackout.
person 1 : dude, what happened last night ? I totally blacked out last night.

person 2 : Your party goblin was released.
by dezzi c March 28, 2017
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Goblin Gang

A rare set of gangster who mustly do contract business (contract killing, hitman and assassin), drugs dealing (Heroin, yeyo, crack), Money Laundering they are the meaning of gravedigging no one survives who on there kill list or disrespect any of there members.
Damn he a real killer he definitely in goblin gang
by Agent 01monk July 03, 2022
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Foreskin Goblin

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.
"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
by EthanBlue September 16, 2018
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goblin gas

some fucking killer weed that just looks, tastes and feels fucked up when you smoke it
“Yo man are we gonna smoke this weekend?”
yeah bro i got the goblin gas on me right now”
by jjj jjjjj March 08, 2022
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time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.
"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."
by Jacks Spoon November 21, 2013
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morning goblin

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
by Jethro Tull September 26, 2007
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